Thursday, February 18, 2010


You know what I think is bonkers? Well it is my blog so since you're still reading I'm going to assume you have some remote interest in what my deranged ideas about the world are.

I think men that propose to their girlfriends by way of putting a ring inside some sort of food are pathetic. Is this what passes for romance and seduction nowadays. Is this how you want a woman to decide to spend the rest of her life with you. If by some series of unfortunate events I did propose by way of ring in food then I would pray that she would choke and die. This way at least I didn't have to live with the knowledge that she has told all her friends about my pathetic lack of creativity.

I'm sorry ladies and gents, it is with repugnance that I look at such poorly thought out, dull attempts at romance. I believe that we can do better, and by we I mean me. After all, this is pretty much all I do all day; dream up ways to make the most beautiful woman in the world fall helplessly in love with me.

On the other hand, I secretly thank God for where the bar has been set by my peers. I should be thanking these fools for their maladroit ideas about love. It is because of them that chivalry and the ancient art of courtship are all but forgotten. The few who remember and practice these notions are worshiped in romance novels. It has become so rare for men to be truly romantic that women can't even imagine it anymore, because of this a few keen authors have relocated these attributes into imaginary creatures (twilight anyone?). Alright, this probably made limited sense, but I deserve some credit for blogging considering the 3 hours of sleep I've averaged every night this week. It is ironic that I lose sleep while chasing my dreams.

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