My dream job

The Great Office War from Runawaybox on Vimeo.

Is it possible for me to work in this office?

Song of the day:

My other family

Do your family members each have favorite weapons? Do they scream Katy Perry lyrics at the top of their lungs? Do they sort their laundry on the dining room table? Is there a pirate themed room in your house? How about a shrine to Heath Ledger? If you answered yes to any of the preceding questions then there is a high chance that you live in my best friend's house.

In addition to the previous paragraph's details. The family I am trying to describe, and the house they inhibit are unique. Where else can one always find thirty flavors of vitamin water in the fridge. And where else is smash brothers an olympic sport; complete with trash talk and occasional violence. Where else is there consistently spam and craisins in the cub bards? I know no other place that I can drink grape juice anytime day or night and watch "The Dark Knight" with people as fanatical about Batman as I.

This is my sanctuary. My vacation home. My home away from home.

Talented people

Funny faces are a specialty of mine. But I must say, these guys put me to shame.

I climbed the tallest mountain in San Diego before most of you awoke yesterday. I then worked a full shift at Nordys. Came home and ate delicious food. I then left for my best friend's house to swim, jacuzzi, watch a movie, and chat it up. I consider this to be a full and complete day.

Put your lips on my mouth

Wanted - Jessie James

Jessie James? Is that really her name? Maybe we're meant to be. Just a thought...............

sixth day

In 6 days God made the world and everything in it. Each day God's creations grew consecutively more great and beautiful. The height of all creation; the pinnacle of beauty, the apex of creation: woman, was created on the 6th day. And every day since woman was created, man has been captivated by her beauty. I am no exception.

Sage advise for the day: ANYTHING worn in confidence is sexy.

Secret talent

I have a secret talent that I am extremely fond of. I am "the human dry-erase board." What I mean by this is that I am able to press on my skin with my finger and draw whatever I want and it will show up in red (sorry, no other colors available at this time). It typically shows up thirty seconds after I draw it out and stays for up to five minutes. A friend of mine--who will go unnamed--recommended I propose to my future fiancee in this manner. I vote no on that proposition. However, My secret talent is enormously fun for freaking out those who don't know of my "gift." Do you have any unusual talents or random physical abnormalities?

different times

My how things have changed: